Funny One Liners!! 2 Good!!

One Liners!!! Too Good!!!
 
•           Dad: Son, what do you want for your birthday? Son: Not much, Dad, just a radio with a sports car around it!


•           Living on Earth may be expensive, but it includes annual free trip around the Sun.

•           Your future depends on your dreams, so go to sleep.


•           Can you do anything that other people can’t? Sure, I can read my handwriting!

•           A drunk was hauled into court. “Mister,” the judge began, “you’ve been brought here for drinking.” “Great,” the drunk exclaimed, “When do we get started?”


•           Whom are you working for? Same people. My wife and four kids.

•           Alcohol kills slowly. So what? Who is in a hurry?


•           Work fascinates me. I can look at it for hours!

•           God made relatives; thank God, we can choose our friends!


•           I heard you have a cat that can say her own name. Yes, Meow.

•           Divorce has become so common that my wife and I are staying married just to be different.


•           When a wife was asked, “What book does you like best?” she answers: “My husband’s cheque book.”

•           Girlfriend: “And are you sure you love me and no one else?” Boyfriend: “Dead sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday.”


•           Waiter: Would you like your coffee black? Customer: What other colours do you have?

•           Girlfriend: “And are you sure you love me and no one else?” Boyfriend: “Dead sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday.”


•           Waiter: Would you like your coffee black? Customer: What other colours do you have?

•           My father is so old that when he was in school, history was called current affairs.


•          Teacher: Now children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing? Student: Brotherly love!

•           Teacher: Now, Sam, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? Sam : No, sir, I don’t have to, my Mom is a good cook.

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In this fast moving world none has time to listen to what the other is saying. This has lead to a huge backlog in conveying a message to the world. But we can’t stop our attempt of letting out what we feel to the rest of the world. Knowing the fact that only message that are funny and humorous can be reached, it would be wise to use them in expressing yourself.

 

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